THIS GUY'S SOUNDBOARD

Below is a selection of my sound clips for your aural pleasure.

If you want me to say anything for you, get in touch and I’ll be happy to use my disability to amuse you.

You can also get your very own Lost Voice Guy personalised ringtone.

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Hello everybody

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Pens are my friends

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Geordie accent

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Listen up bitches

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Ain't nobody got time

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Fuck off!

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You are a wanker

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Are you
local?

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Stop being a dick!

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I really am disabled

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Hawking impression

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Cameron is a dick

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I was speechless

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Knightrider impression

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'I'm too sexy' cover

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Not related to Hawking

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iPad
wanker

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'I believe I can fly' cover

on my socials

In December 2023, 72,185 children were waiting for speech and language therapy support. Over 21,000 were waiting 18+ weeks, with over 4,000 waiting a year or more.
We need change.
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This is brilliant from @gaillardremi 😂👏
Massive respect for Lenny Henry for hosting Comic Relief for 39 years! A true legend of comedy ❤️
Gotta keep those benefits somehow 😂😂
My Mam ❤️
When your nickname at school was ‘fire hazard! ⚠️
We’ve all been there 😂😂
Good job I turned off my computer before midnight on 31/12/99 😂😂
🫠🫠🫠
When you can’t be bothered to change the location every night of the tour… 😂😂😂
Don’t have nightmares 😂😂
Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Rest in peace, Steve. Thanks for always making me so welcome on your show. You were one of the greats ❤️
You can’t call me that?! 😂😂😂
Tiny hands or giant head? 🤣

Credit:
@christophfilser.beifreunden
Maybe I should try Blind Date instead? 👀
Can’t wait to be a part of @nextupcomedy Access Festival at the end of January!
Rest in peace mate ❤️
Tune in to @bbctwo at 10pm tonight to watch 'Live At The Apollo: Access All Areas' which features a celebration of disabled stand up comedians including myself! Also available on @bbciplayer.
It’s my birthday today so my Mam is digging up the baby photos. Didn’t I look cute!?
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you all have a lovely day ❤️

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