THIS GUY'S SOUNDBOARD

Below is a selection of my sound clips for your aural pleasure.

If you want me to say anything for you, get in touch and I’ll be happy to use my disability to amuse you.

You can also get your very own Lost Voice Guy personalised ringtone.

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Hello everybody

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Pens are my friends

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Geordie accent

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Listen up bitches

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Ain't nobody got time

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Fuck off!

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You are a wanker

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Are you
local?

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Stop being a dick!

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I really am disabled

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Hawking impression

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Cameron is a dick

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I was speechless

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Knightrider impression

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'I'm too sexy' cover

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Not related to Hawking

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iPad
wanker

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'I believe I can fly' cover

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