THIS GUY'S SOUNDBOARD

Below is a selection of my sound clips for your aural pleasure.

If you want me to say anything for you, get in touch and I’ll be happy to use my disability to amuse you.

You can also get your very own Lost Voice Guy personalised ringtone.

Hello everybody

Pens are my friends

Geordie accent

Listen up bitches

Ain't nobody got time

Fuck off!

You are a wanker

Are you
local?

Stop being a dick!

I really am disabled

Hawking impression

Cameron is a dick

I was speechless

Knightrider impression

'I'm too sexy' cover

Not related to Hawking

iPad
wanker

'I believe I can fly' cover

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