Whey aye, I’m gannin’ to be propa Geordie
I'm delighted to announce that my search for a Geordie accent for my iPad has been a success. And I'd like to say a big thank you to voice over artist, Dan Pye, for lending me his voice!
In my search to find the perfect Geordie accent, I have spent the last month listening to almost 500 potential donors from across the Newcastle area. They were each asked to read a short extract from my book, I’m Only In It For The Parking. I then listened to each entry in turn in order to select the voice that I felt best suited myself.
I was overwhelmed by the response from my fellow Geordies, and it made the job of choosing the right voice very difficult. And I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to send a recording of their voice.
But, in the end, Dan’s voice was the one that I kept coming back too and listening to over and over again. I just thought it sounded quite upbeat and friendly. Which is definitely an advantage when you’re a comedian. But I also thought it sounded similar to my family as well. my family are from Consett in County Durham, so I’d like to sound as close as I can to that. And I think that Dan's voice fits the bill perfectly. Thankfully, my family agreed with my choice too.
I can’t wait to get started on the project with Dan and CereProc, and I look forward to you all hearing my new Geordie accent soon.
And, if you can't wait that long, here's Dan reading an extract from my book....
Had a lush night at @xsmalarkey on Tuesday!
After seeing the legend that is Bernard, I'm starting a petition to make dogs mandatory in every comedy green room.
Forget the rider. I don't need fancy water or exotic snacks. Just put a friendly dog in every green room and Read moreI'm happy.
Who's signing my petition?
#Comedy #DogLover #Backstage #BritishComedy #Dogs
There's no such thing as a stupid question. If people don't ask, they'll never know.
So here's my answer to a question I got asked recently: "Does cerebral palsy get worse as you get older?"
If you've got another question you've always Read morewondered about, drop it in the comments. It could be the next video.
#AskMeAnything #CerebralPalsy #DisabilityAwareness #Accessibility #Comedy
It's official... tickets are now on sale! 🎉
I'm so excited to finally be heading back on tour with my brand new show, The Cerebral Palsy Puppet.
It's been five years since my last UK tour, and I can't wait to get back on stage and see so many familiar (and Read morehopefully a few new) faces along the way.
If I'm coming to a theatre near you, I'd love to see you there.
🎟️ Book your tickets now via the link in the bio.
#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #ComedyTour #Disability #WhatsOn
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I'm so excited to finally be able to say this...
The Cerebral Palsy Puppet is heading out on tour in Spring 2027.
It's been five years since my last UK tour, and I can't wait to get back on stage with a brand new show. This is probably my most personal show yet, butRead more don't worry, it's still packed with the jokes, stories and questionable life choices you'd expect from me.
If I'm coming to a theatre near you, I'd love to see you there. Some venues are quite intimate, so if you'd like to come along, I'd recommend booking sooner rather than later.
🎟️ Tickets are on sale from Friday 2 October at 10am via the link in the bio.
Photographer credit @ullathorne
Being able to walk a few steps shouldn’t mean you’re denied the powered wheelchair you clinically need.
Lucy from Lulabelle’s Chronic Journey has launched a Parliamentary petition calling for NHS powered wheelchair provision to be based on clinical need, safety and independence, not Read moresimply whether someone can stand or walk.
She also wants to hear from other wheelchair users who have faced similar barriers.
If you agree that clinical need should come before walking ability, please sign and share:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/778791
#ClinicalNeedNotWalkingAbility
@lulabelleschronicals
Disability doesn't define your character. Your attitude does.
Simple as that.
#Disability #Accessibility #DisabilityAwareness #Inclusion #BeKind
ID: Lee Ridley (Lost Voice Guy) drives a white mobility scooter through a sunny courtyard. Large on-screen text reads: Read more"Some people think being disabled is the worst thing that could happen to them." It then changes to: "Personally, I'd be far more worried about being a complete dickhead."
The people of Piddington have spoken! It's a local village, for local people. There's nothing for you here!
Do you want to buy some pegs?
#Comedy #Satire #LeagueOfGentlemen #DarkHumour #Piddington
I'm heading to Glasgow this weekend for two nights at @gleeclubglasgow
Friday and Saturday, I'll be trying to make people laugh alongside Ray Bradshaw, Mick Ferry and the rest of the brilliant line-up. If you've never seen me live, this is your chance. If you have seen me Read morelive, you've probably forgotten most of it anyway.
What's the most random thing about Glasgow that I need to know before this weekend?
See you there, Glasgow!
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