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FFS, Ticketmaster ๐Ÿ˜‚ ...

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Had the table read for the next series of Ability today! Excited to have it back on @bbcradio4 ...

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Good news! My comedy special - Iโ€™m Only In It For The Parking - is now available to watch for free on @itvxofficial. Over an hour of entertainment from yours truly! ...

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Who has better craic?! Watch my latest comedy special on @itvxofficial now! ...

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16 hours ago
Lost Voice Guy

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FFS, Ticketmaster ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Ticketmaster clearly tripped themselves up there!

I laughed way too hard at that! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Steps are our enemy!!! But 5, 6, 7, 8 was OK, I suppose! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ xx

The tickets may be ‘easier’ to buy but there is never enough wheelchair space for demand and don’t even let me start on getting venues to provide sign language interpreters! Chasing accessible tickets for events is almost a full time job!

Probably still the same ๐Ÿคฃ

With equally sized ramp access too? ๐Ÿ˜

The irony could fuel a city.

Today I found this ramp… got to the top of it, to find 3 or 4 steps down ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป‍๐Ÿฆผ

That’s ableds for you.

Fucking gold ๐Ÿคฃ I love your sense of humour

Shai Haze I can’t ๐Ÿคฃ

Alice Frenna

Lauren Garvey ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Karene Gravener

Luke

Hannah Jane ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Chris Montgomery

Marlena May Katene

Sylvie Wickens lol

Well said

Pun intended? lol

I never expect this would work such magic and so fast . Within 24 hours my husband was back in my life begging for forgiveness . I want to express my warmest gratitude to Felix . I'll never ever forget all the happiness you gave me . I'll like to share his name๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ Dr Felix 24 hours Spell Home

We need to stand up against this ableism!

Took me a minute ๐Ÿคฃ

Hahahahaha poor choice of words Liam Gent

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5 days ago
Lost Voice Guy

Had the table read for the next series of Ability today! Excited to have it back on @bbcradio4 ... See MoreSee Less

Had the table read for the next series of Ability today! Excited to have it back on @bbcradio4

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This is great news. I love ability. Can’t wait to hear the New ๏ฟผ series X. ๏ฟผ

Would Lost Voice Guy have to go to the studio, if he did a radio show?? Lol

Can’t you just upload the script and job done? Haha x

Any plans to bring it to TV?

Oh great, I love that

That's awesome! Congratulations!

Fab news๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜Šxxx

That's awesome! Congratulations!

That's awesome! Congratulations!

This is new for me. Comments make it very popular.

Brilliant mate!

I can't wait !!!

Excellent news! Whoop whoop!

How exciting!!

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1 week ago
Lost Voice Guy

Good news! My comedy special - Iโ€™m Only In It For The Parking - is now available to watch for free on @itvxofficial. Over an hour of entertainment from yours truly!

Check it out at www.itv.com/watch/lost-voice-guy-im-only-in-it-for-parking/10a1500
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Good news! My comedy special - Iโ€™m Only In It For The Parking - is now available to watch for free on @itvxofficial. Over an hour of entertainment from yours truly!

Check it out at https://www.itv.com/watch/lost-voice-guy-im-only-in-it-for-parking/10a1500

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Is that international? If not, I hope you go on a streaming platform accessible internationally.

Funniest guy,we love you Lost Voice๐Ÿ’œ

Great. Will be watching it again. Iv the same sense of humour as you.

I know,I think it's great,I can watch it again,again & again.

I'll add it to my list ๐Ÿ™‚

I can't, have zip code(U.S.) but no post code

Love watchin your shows. You pick me up when in down. Thank you

Ross Gale

Shared on my Facebook page disabled and unique โค๏ธ

On my Birthday list I'm looking forward to seeing your show ๐Ÿ’– thanks you and.Stay safe and well cheers ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹xx

Your next show should be Alexa Writes All My Jokes. Funny exchange, hilarious accusation!

Martin Wood

Steven Mason

Paul James Belk one to watch xx

Fantastic news ty

Claire Skinner

I like the Lost Voice Guy he is very Good

Congratulations, Lee! โค

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2 weeks ago
Lost Voice Guy

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Who has better craic?! Watch my latest comedy special on @itvxofficial now!

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Dunno about 'craic' but the one on the left has admitted to sniffing plenty ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

I'm American, I had no idea what craic was... had to Google it

Loved it. โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿค˜

Btw I don't have WhatsApp anymore only reason I haven't replied haha

Nice one love it

Seriously …why 60 minutes only lasting 30minutes ??

Love it!

Whats it like being next to Harry lol xx

Brilliant xx

I will tomorrow

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2 weeks ago
Lost Voice Guy

OK, I admit it! Alexa writes all my jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚ ... See MoreSee Less

OK, I admit it! Alexa writes all my jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Oh, this changes everything! That means Stephen Hawking wasn't really clever - he got it all from Google!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

Next he'll be saying that musicians pre write their songs! x

Good Morning Lee! You obviously have a much more intelligent Alexa than I do. Mine can’t even find the right radio station, never mind tell me a good joke!

The Geordie isn’t funny, just sarcastic and looking for attention. You’ve done a wonderful thing by not being a victim and making the most of your life. We love you!

He is just jealous of you Lee. Bullies like him are not worth bothering about. We all love you and your jokes. Keep up the good work and I hope that I get the chance to meet you again. Also I hope you get to do more telly work as your show at Christmas was fantastic xxx ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿค—

Tbh the fact that he keeps coming back on your Twitter does demonstrate that jokes do just randomly appear on your iPad ๐Ÿ˜œ

You have been very motivational for my nonverbal son. He’s an adult now and has been using a communication device (an iPad and uses the Touch Chat App right now but started off with a different device). He’s done a few speeches and presentations with it in his life. Keep it up.

… even he can say ‘Alexa tell me a joke!’๐Ÿคท‍โ™€๏ธ but you can’t without your trusty aid! He doesn’t realise has lack of cognitive ability to comprehend - sad really… Keep on keeping on Lee x

When Lost Voice Guy meets Lost Brain Guy.

I'm so glad that he couldn't get to you with his awful comments! he doesn't understand talent and is jealous of you! You're awesome and you know it! Keep being you x

What a bell end haha you’ll have to ‘pre-write’ some come backs for incase he comes and heckles lol

You are star Lee. Geordie's second name speaks for him. I don't expect his brain to be functioning.

He obviously believes that comedians turn up for a stand up gig and just stand on the stage and banter…!! ๐Ÿ™„ Not only was he rude to you - he disrespected every comedian who has lost sleep about writing material for a gig or tour! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ

Poo on him. I love you. Watched you win BBT and hope you come to America I would love to see you in person.

OMG, I used to have to load words and program phrases into this type of equipment or apps. It takes a crap ton of time. No one knows until they have to use it. You rock!

Could you post a link to this magical iPad which does your job for you because I could do with one of those!

This person is horrific. Also he knows nothing about comedians and their craft: jokes and sets are written, rewritten and ditched and whole sets take ages to form. They just look effortless but they’re far from it!

Geordiecorpse gutted that no one finds him funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bless him. He's so desperate for someone to laugh at his "press play" line.

I โค๏ธ Alexa .. ๐Ÿ˜‚.. you got this in hand Lee … you are so funny as a person this plum didn’t make me laugh at all .. Lee 1 tosser 0 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Doesn't he realise you have to pre write all your material, you can't just type as you go, how long would the gigs be LOL Book this comedian as your warm up act and see how many laughs he gets!

You know you've made it big when you have unnecessary haters digging into the roots of nonsense to harass you with baseless foolishness.

Keep on doing what you're doing and being you, I think your jokes are hilarious, You always make me laugh Lost Voice Guy โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Xx

I dealt with one of these today too. I’ll never understand how people become this entitled to truly believe they’re right about something not about them.

His level of ignorance is staggering!! People like that aren't worth the stress, needs to go educate himself forget the negativity you bring so much more in positivity, laughter and awareness / bringing people together โค Keep doing what you do ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ•บ

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2 weeks ago
Lost Voice Guy

Not going to lie, I loved โ€˜Hawking In The Airโ€™ during my Christmas special. My face says it all ๐Ÿ˜‚

Catch up now on ITVX
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Not going to lie, I loved โ€˜Hawking In The Airโ€™ during my Christmas special. My face says it all ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Lee, do you write the funnies or do you have a team?? The Xmas special was brilliant!!

I have aspurgers and honestly it's really great to see that someone's making the best out of their life You're one of the many people I look up to for comedy. I actually practice comedy at home and I hope to be a stand-up comedian.

Bless ya living life to the fullest with cerebral palsy showing ppl like my 11 Yr old son who has cp that great things can be achieved ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ x

I love this! Seeing you floating about having fun in the air makes me smile ๐Ÿ˜ƒ reminds me of The Snowman. You could do an act together โ›„ + Lee ๐Ÿ˜ Come on ITV get LVG on a weekly show. He brings joy and laughter to the screen xx

I watched your show a few times and loved it… could do with this show weekly please ๐Ÿ™‚

What channel was it on ?

I loved your Christmas programme happy new year to you and your family x

It was a really great show. I loved it.

That was funny not going to lie ๐Ÿคฃ I don’t like heights myself I’m disabled right side hemaplegic

It was amazing really enjoyed your show

Awww Lee you look so happy ! Like you was having the time of your life !! You amaze me mate ! Nothing stops you.

I am so jealous! I've always wanted to try that! I hope you had a wonderful time hanging around, your smile alone makes me want to see this. Is the show still available to watch somewhere?

I thought it was great! I watched it twice.

Just catching up with the show this evening, thanks for the entertainment! So funny ๐Ÿ˜†

It was brilliant ๐Ÿ‘

Absolutely loved this!!!!

Looks amazing ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ can't wait to see it on catch-up

It was bloody amazing!!!

Awesome I will have to watch it glad it's available on catch up

Love it lee so awesome x

It was brilliant

Your so amazing man

Proper job! What a legend and outstanding man you are Lee Proper job LVG!

Isn’t it fun when they take gravity from the equation! Lol

Awesome stuff

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3 weeks ago
Lost Voice Guy

What a birthday cake! Thanks to my mate, Paula, for making it! โค๏ธ ... See MoreSee Less

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Lee I hope you had a great Birthday. Good luck, health and I wish you every happiness in 2023 and your entire future. You are marvelous in everything you do. Lots of love always Sweetheart. ๐Ÿ’ž

Happy belated birthday .. hope you had an amazing day .. happy new year ๐Ÿ™‚ What an amazing cake .. question is can you muster up eating your own face bless you ๐Ÿ˜‚ your friend did a fantastic job there ๐Ÿ™‚ enjoy your day Lee

Happy Birthday,wishing you a fab day!โค

Happy birthday, Lee. Thank you for the laughs and your great wit. Great looking cake.

Happy Birthday, i came to see your show, at The Wycombe Swan, on November 20Th 2019, i had my photo taken with you!

Hope your birthday is everything you want keep smiling you are an inspiration๐Ÿฅณ

Hope you have a great day Lee. Happy New Year fella.

Happy Birthday lad, & look after yourself. You are doing a grand job ๐Ÿ‘ for people with disabilities out there, best of health. ๐Ÿ‘

Happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰ what a lovely cake, hope you had a great day xx

Happy birthday,hope you have a great day!!

Happy birthday. An amazing cake for an amazing person. Enjoy your day. ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ

Happy Birthday Lee have a great day and the cake really resembles you โค๏ธ

Happy birthday, love the cake xx

Happy Birthday to you Lee ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐ŸŽ‰ xx What an awesome cake!!

Happy Birthday! Have a great day ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚

Happy Birthday Lee!! ๐ŸŽ‚ ๐Ÿฐ ๐ŸงHAPPY NEW YEAR too.. keep up the great work! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜€

Fab cake. Happy Birthday! ๐Ÿฅณ

Happy birthday Lee. Hope it's a good day and even better year. xx

Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽŠwishing u a fantastic day xxx

That's an amazing cake ๐ŸŽ‚

Happy belated birthday, hope you had a great day!๐Ÿป

Happy birthday fella have an absolutely awesome and amazing day โค๏ธ

Awh this cake is amazing !!! Happy Birthday hope you had a good one ๐Ÿ™‚

Happy birthday hope you had a good day BTW great cake. ๐Ÿ™‚

Oh wow, that's fabulous. Happy birthday Lee xx

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3 weeks ago
Lost Voice Guy

Itโ€™s my birthday today and this year Iโ€™m asking people to donate to the charity that Iโ€™m patron of - @smileforlifechildrenscharity.

It does such great work with disabled children and young people in the north east and Iโ€™m proud to be associated with it. This photo is from their Smile For A Night charity fundraiser earlier this year.

So, please donate something if you can at www.justgiving.com/smileforlife/donate โค๏ธ
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Itโ€™s my birthday today and this year Iโ€™m asking people to donate to the charity that Iโ€™m patron of - @smileforlifechildrenscharity. 

It does such great work with disabled children and young people in the north east and Iโ€™m proud to be associated with it. This photo is from their Smile For A Night charity fundraiser earlier this year. 

So, please donate something if you can at https://www.justgiving.com/smileforlife/donate โค๏ธ

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Happy birthday Lee! Thanks for the laughter!

It’s my Grandma’s birthday today, and her mum used to say “Nearly dropped off the end of the calendar..!” Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅณ

Happy Birthday Lee ๐Ÿฅณ you are an amazing entertainer ๐Ÿฅฐ have a wicked day n I've given a donation to your charity too mate โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜ xx

Happy birthday, Lee. Have a great day. Also I would like to wish you all the best for 2023. From Belinda โค๏ธโค๏ธ

Happy birthday Lee you are an inspiration to all. Much love

Happy Birthday Lee!!! Have the best day!!! Best wishes always ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ

Happy Birthday Lee … such an amazing guy… wishing you a wonderful day…..๐Ÿฅณโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅณ

Great photo ๐Ÿ˜‰ And a very happy birthday, Lee x

Happy birthday to you Lee. Hope you're OK & having a great day today xx

Happy birthday Lee you are the highlight of my year when you came to Solihull and we got to meet you too it was the icing on the cake such a fantastic bloke, hope your having a great day ๐Ÿ˜€

Hope 2023 is good to you and that peace and harmony comes to the crazy world we live in. Thank you for all the smiles you bring us.

Happy birthday Lee hope you have a great day and happy new year. ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lee hope you have a great day. Thanks for the laughs you gave myself and partner when we saw your show in Edinburgh this year and for meeting us too.

Happy Birthday Lee! Keep on with your amazing work!

Best wishes Lee

Happy b-day โ˜บ๐Ÿฅณ !!!! Hope u have a great day โ˜บ. Luv xx Maz xx

Happy Birthday Lee x hope you enjoy yr day๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ’™

Happy Birthday Lee. Hope you have a great day. Happy new year. Saw you at Fishburn WMC and hope to see you again in the future.

Happy Birthday, Lee. Hope you have an amazing day.

Happy belated birthday Lee! Hope you had a good one! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰

Happy birthday Lee.Hope you have a brilliant time. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰

Happy Birthday Lee. I hope that you will have a fantastic day.

Happy birthday Lee hope its a good un mate xxxxx

Happy birthday Lee. Great cause! Have a wonderful day ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽŠ

Happiest of birthdays to you, hope you've had a fantastic day xx

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3 weeks ago
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I think apart from Australia they all sound authentic but I don't think any of them are delivered by him. I thought you had now updated from RP to an accent?

The Leicester accent is really bad and nowhere near.

Hahahaha! (that American accent is atrocious.)

Defo not Scottish lol

No bleeding Aussie lmfao

Hahahhahaha

Chris Sharples ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Carl Blackaby

He's lying he's from Zimbabwe

South Wales

Everything besides Irish and American sounded English lol

Your welsh accent sounds nothing Welsh lol

Not anymore bonny lad xx

Well that's coffee spat out everywhere....

I shouldn't laugh but wow ๐Ÿคฃ

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3 weeks ago
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Lol... hope everyone had a great time. Now I've gotta get me one of those T-shirts!

Awesome stuff, I hope everyone had a great time. I really enjoyed your comedy club

Hi I am Henry and I can’t seem to find you or your programs here in the United States and I even went to Facebook and YouTube to find out ways to watch you. I know you have a Christmas 2022 out but the link doesn’t work here in California. If you can tell me where I sign up and watch you live or on some sort of paid service, I would appreciate it. I am 59 years old and I think you’re very funny. I like when I see your YouTube videos they make me laugh. So if you have any links? Can you please tell me? Sent from my iPhone

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Woo hoo! Top Fan! ๐Ÿ˜

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