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Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Mr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen ...

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Two years ago today since I surprised my Mam on stage at my Newcastle tour show. What a family I’ve got! ❤️ ...

The paperback version of my book, I'm Only In It For The Parking, is out in book shops on 11th March. Pre-order your copy now - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking-Everything-disability/dp/055217632X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= ...

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5 days ago

Lost Voice Guy

Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Mr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen ... See MoreSee Less

Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Mr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen

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meeeoooow - good news - lets face it some vets are better than GP's

by a vet? hope he had a steady hand

Did the vet make you sit and beg then give you your Jab then tickle behind your ears? Good boy Lee

At least you won't get fleas this summer 🤷‍♂️

Lost Voice Guy Hope the vet didn’t use a thermometer beforehand. We all know where they shove them on pets

In the back of the neck 😮 lol hope he didn't take your temperature before jab lol

hope I don't get a vet on Monday. Getting a jag from a vet would make me think that I am getting put down 😛

Careful Lee ! Vets have a tendency to to put old dogs down! 🥺🤣🤣

Had my first dose January.hope vet didnt tickle your tummy after 😂

Just make sure the vet doesn't offer to take your temperature!

Lol i said this to my friend the other day their treating us like dogs now we have to have vaccination certificate to travel

I'd be fine with that. A veterinarian signed my birth certificate. (Seriously.)

I won't ask how he took your temp😳

Any side effects for you Lee? I hope all is well!

Lee Well Done!!!

Somebody else that has been done, wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.... Best wishes from Yorkshire....

I wonder if this will be turned into a joke on stage at some point? You crack me up Lee 😂

Well done I had my 1st dose Monday.

Weird that the Vet didn't put the year as part of the date. Is it weird?

Hope it didn’t leave you feeling ruff

Did you get a pat on the head after.😃

Was it local......

Brilliant news 👏

Not even got a letter for mine yet x

Had mine today too pleased I am in good company x

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6 days ago

Lost Voice Guy

Things Not To Say To Disabled People - Lost Voice Guy | Live At The Apollo ... See MoreSee Less

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Love it 👏👏👏

Can't wait to see you in Leeds next year! Just booked our tickets!

Love it your amazing mate keep up the great work

Fabulous 🤣🤣🤣💚👏

Love this!❤️ you're amazing, keep making us all laugh xx

❤️👏

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2 weeks ago

Lost Voice Guy

If you missed me on ITV This Morning yesterday, talking about getting a Geordie accent, you can watch it here ... See MoreSee Less

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Fantastic. Why not a Mackem accent?

3 weeks ago

Lost Voice Guy

Two years ago today since I surprised my Mam on stage at my Newcastle tour show. What a family I’ve got! ❤️ ... See MoreSee Less

Two years ago today since I surprised my Mam on stage at my Newcastle tour show. What a family I’ve got! ❤️

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Your mom must be the proudest woman in the world having such a wonderful kind and funny son. Carry on Lee, you're brilliant.

I really want to watch this. Anyone got a link?

3 weeks ago

Lost Voice Guy

The paperback version of my book, I'm Only In It For The Parking, is out in book shops on 11th March. Pre-order your copy now - www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking-Everything-disability/dp/055217632X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encodi... ... See MoreSee Less

The paperback version of my book, Im Only In It For The Parking, is out in book shops on 11th March. Pre-order your copy now - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking-Everything-disability/dp/055217632X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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I've become a book snob so I'll have to track down a hard back copy of it

This looks brilliant! Can’t wait to read it! Love your humour! ❤️🤩

How awesome! I disnt realize you were writing a book. Where have I been!? Will keep an eye out. 😎👍

Loved seeing you at carfest a couple of years ago, will look for your book xx

I do not know any Geordies only the calming voices l hear over the years on the 📞

I hope I can get this in Australia 🇦🇺 As I would love to read it very much so ....... Big lost voice guy fan here ✋ love ya humour and you made me laugh so hard and keep my spirits up when I'm in covid lockdown here in Australia just coming out of a 5 day lockdown (our 3rd overall so far) but more could happen so need to keep the happiness and laughter going And you help me do that .....thankyou Lee xoxo 💗

But did you even get the "parking"!!! 🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏

I'll have a butchers for this in Sainsbury's, Friday. Keep up the good work, Lee.

Funniest comedian for many years - love ya !!!

Trust nothing and no one our STAR 🌟 congratulations on all that you have done and do with a book 📖 that will be amazing as you Thankyou.Must get the hardback...a real treasure for fans

Pre ordered mine 😊

Can't wait for this love everything you do mate total legend

U are incredible always in the button with ur comments

Saw the news story earlier about your search for a Geordie accent for your voice machine

Hi Lee I clicked on the link and it says it's unavailable. Is there a direct link to the pre order? I'm in Australia. Thanks 😊

Brilliant title.....

Can't wait to get this!! 😍😂

Can’t wait!

Need

I will definitely buy this Lee. I didn't buy the hardback original because I've morphed into a tight-fisted pensioner twat. Love you anyway, mate.😊

Already ordered and roll on Thursday!

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3 weeks ago

Lost Voice Guy

Happy Valentine’s Day. I sent my card to Boris Johnson because he’s the one who’s fucked me the most in the past year! ❤️ ... See MoreSee Less

Happy Valentine’s Day. I sent my card to Boris Johnson because he’s the one who’s fucked me the most in the past year! ❤️

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A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, or to Boris Johnson. Happy Valentines’ Day, Lee!

Absolutely brilliant 👏

Ha ha ha I would have sent one with just one hand...to fit his title w_nker

Rules that were not followed caused the mess.. I'm sorry you were affected but so were many others.

Brilliant, Lee. I cracked up laughing on the X140 just now 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG I laughed so much I almost choked hahahaha

Aye he's fucked a lot of disabled people! Absolutely brilliant!! Good one!! 😂😂😂😂

This made me cackle out loud. Bravo sir!

I'm in the US. Can you send one like this to Trump?

Superb 🦋

FYI, he's not been faithful to you. He's royally fucked me several times this year x

Oh my god. I love you😁😁😁🤣

Love it!

Brilliant 😂😂😂

Didn't you get a PPE contact?

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those of us who are familiar with ‘Ability’ heard this in both Lee’s computer and head voice 🤣🤣🤣

Yep

Brilliant!

You and the rest of the country buddy!

Love it 😍

This made me laugh! Xx

Or the other hand, which loosely translated is “fuck you.”

🤣🤣🤣 I love you pal.

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3 weeks ago

Lost Voice Guy

Delighted to announce that I'm going back out on the road in 2022. My Cerebral LOLsy tour will be coming to venues across the UK. Sign up and get full details of the tour at www.lostvoiceguy.com/2022tour ... See MoreSee Less

Delighted to announce that Im going back out on the road in 2022. My Cerebral LOLsy tour will be coming to venues across the UK. Sign up and get full details of the tour at www.lostvoiceguy.com/2022tour

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Come to NZ, you are fantastic.

so wish you could come and do a tour in australia. i would give up my ice coffee for 6 months to save enough to buy a ticket to see you. your awesome.

I Get Your Story Book You Are Good xxxx

Any date's for Yorkshire area?, have a great evening.

Saw you in Dartford last year. You were fantastic!

In the meantime, have a chortle to this via BBC Sounds app or via the internet. Series 3 has just begun. 🤣🤣🤣

Can't really call it a UK tour when you missed out one of the four countries that make up the UK!

Come to Australia. Come to my work. I work for cerabral paley league. Know known as choice passion life 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Best stand up title I've ever seen 😂

Please Please come too bury st edmunds? 😁

hi there lee lost voice guy you came to babra prestman school he came to my school my name is craig gray when is your next gigs

Nicole Kalteis fliegst mit mir🤩🥰

Marie Hamilton

Why NOT Torquay?? Or Taunton.

Cardiff?

Lisa Martin

Samantha Kilmartin

Have you ever tried talking 😂😂😂😂😂😂.... loved your answer “ found voice guy “ ....

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