Book me for a virtual session

Whether you want a comedy gig at home or something more inspiring with work colleagues, you can book me for online sessions such as parties, work events and motivational talks.

 

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Buy my 2019 tour show on DVD

My 2019 solo show, I’m Only In It For The Parking, was filmed live during my massive sell out 2019 UK tour, and is now available on DVD.

Order a signed copy of my book ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’

My first book - ‘I’m Only In It For the Parking’ - is available now.

Get me to record a personalised video message

Want a personalised message from yours truly? I’ll be as silly as you like! Place your order now. 

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Watch my 2022 tour show on NextUp

My 2022 tour show 'Cerebral LOLsy' is now available to watch online on NextUp.

 

I'm heading to The Twisted Taproom in Norton, Stockton On Tees on Wednesday with these funny folk and I can't wait. A few tickets are left at https://www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Stockton-on-tees/The-Twisted-Taproom/Pretty-Twisted-Comedy-Night/40084986/

There are 16 million disabled people in the UK. That’s 1 in 5 of us.
But life is still unequal for disabled people. Negative attitudes and daily physical barriers. Enough is enough.
The time has come for change.

What an amazing day at the Great North Run. Congrats to everyone who did it! And special thanks to my team of pushers Lee, Beth, Claudia and Ernie!

There’s still time to sponsor me and raise some more money for the fantastic @SmileforlifeNE - https://www.justgiving.com/page/lost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl?utm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Flost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share

Lost Voice Boy has been helping me get ready for the @Great_Run on Sunday, which I'm taking part in on behalf of @SmileforlifeNE. There's still time to sponsor me if you can, I'd really appreciate anything you could give! https://www.justgiving.com/page/lost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl?utm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Flost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share

#GreatNorthRun #GNR #GNR23

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Lost Voice Guy

Lost Voice Guy

Comedian. Disabled before it was popular. The Geordie without an accent.

Im heading to The Twisted Taproom in Norton, Stockton On Tees on Wednesday with these funny folk and I cant wait. A few tickets are left via the link in the comments!

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Had a lovely time yesterday at the @smileforlifechildrenscharity Smile For A Night variety show at @playhouse_whitleybay ⭐️Image attachmentImage attachment+1Image attachment

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Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Guess this is where I store my I Can I Can’t now! #leagueofgentlemen #fridgemagnets

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Hello Pauline 👋

Let's hear some of your best (or worst) Dad jokes to brighten up the weekend... ... See MoreSee Less

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Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I never knew you could yodel.... 😁

How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side.

If that’s the invisible man (at the door), tell I can’t see him.

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Guess this is where I store my I Can I Can’t now! #leagueofgentlemen #fridgemagnets
A bit of fun for Sunday morning!
Had a great time last night at the sporting retirement of one of my oldest friends (and total legend) @hailfabio1. Congratulations on such an amazing career, Stephen, and all the best for the future. We’ve come a long way since infant school at Percy Hedley! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Lost Voice Boy has been helping me get ready for the @great_run on Sunday, which I’m taking part in on behalf of @smileforlifechildrenscharity. They are an amazing charity which helps disabled children and young people. There’s still time to sponsor me if you can (link in my stories and bio). I’d really appreciate anything you could give! @gagreflexmanagement @assemarshall 

#GreatNorthRun #GNR #GNR24
Think I’ve just come up with a new Paralympic sport 😂😂😂
Just under 2 weeks until I take part in my 2nd Great North Run to raise money for @smileforlifechildrenscharity. I can’t wait already! Running alongside the team from @gagreflexmanagement, @assemarshall and Paul Sullivan. Please sponsor us via the link in my bio, or find it in my highlights and stories 🔥🔥🔥 @great_run
RIP Stephen Hawking 🪦
See you this weekend, Cardiff! 😘
It’s time you owned your disability! So I’ve just added some new disability themed clothing to my @etsyuk store. Link in my bio, stories and merch highlight on my profile! #disability #disabilityawareness #disabled #wheelchair #inclusion #autism #chronicillness #wheelchairlife #specialneeds #accessibility #love #chronicpain #invisibleillness #spoonie #autismawareness #disabilityadvocate #mentalhealth #cerebralpalsy #disabilityrights #disabilityinclusion #spinalcordinjury #downsyndrome #disabilities #disabilitypride #abilitynotdisability #disabilitylife #handicap #diversity #amputee #asd
Still am, to be honest! 😂😂
Couldn’t resist a quick day trip to the Fringe while I was in Glasgow this weekend. It was good to be back!
See you this weekend, Glasgow! @gleeclubglasgow
Just back from seeing @comefromawayuk at @newcastletheatreroyal and wow! What a show! My second time seeing it now and still as good. It’ll give you all the emotions!
Had a lush time at @standnewcastle last night and we do it all again tonight!
I’m coming home to bring my most recent tour show - Cerebral LOLsy - to Newcastle tomorrow evening at 6.30pm! Tickets available via the link in my bio 🎟️🎟️ @alphabetti_theatre
This is happening on Friday at The Old Coal Yard in Newcastle at 6.30pm! Hopefully see some of you there! Ticket link in my bio! @alphabetti_theatre
Delighted to announce that I’ll be taking part in the Great North Run this year alongside some amazing young people from the @smileforlifechildrenscharity. Sponsor link is in my bio! @great_run