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Only after they’ve got their blue passports though, Pete...
I think Harry & Meghan are about to feel the wrath of our nation 🇬🇧 Many Brits and our British press will want to defend and protect our Queen, I think thousands will stand united behind our sovereign! 🇬🇧💂
I’m chatting to Gilbert O’Sullivan in today’s Sunday Express Review, and talking TV with @LostVoiceGuy @GilbertOSull_ @Daily_Express
I’m so excited about Tonight’s zoom gig to raise money for staff at #harlow hospital 8pm. Zoom Id 411 993 5618 passcode NHS. http://Justgiving.com/fundraising/clareHMPAH @LostVoiceGuy @realObonjo @PAHCharity @halfon4harlowMP @piersmorgan @BGT @aimeecooperform @trevorfeelgood
*Rescheduled Date* Lost Voice Guy (Sun 15 May 22)
In need of a proper laugh? We’ve got you covered because comedian & BGT winner Lost Voice Guy is coming to Lincoln!
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#HaveYouGotYourTicketsYet #WeSupportNTR #SaveTheArts #HereForCulture
Trying to watch Murder Among The Mormons on Netflix but I’ve just got the Book Of Mormon soundtrack on a loop in my head...
Please support this event: Britain’s Got Talent star Lost Voice Guy to star in zoom comedy night for PAH charity in Harlow.
https://www.yourharlow.com/2021/02/09/britains-got-talent-star-lost-voice-guy-to-star-in-zoom-comedy-night-for-pah-charity/
Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Dr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen
I hope you’ve enjoyed this series of Ability on @BBCRadio4. Me, @DanielAudritt and @Kat_Butterfield had so much fun writing it! You can listen to the complete series on @bbcsounds now

BBC Sounds - Ability - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Ability on BBC Sounds
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The last in the series of @LostVoiceGuy’s sitcom ABILITY is here 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 We had a proper laugh recording this!
Stick it on while you’re making the tea
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000sr40 https://twitter.com/kat_butterfield/status/1367152298640740352
Thanks so much @EmilyOConserve! The final episode of @LostVoiceGuy sitcom ABILITY went out on @BBCRadio4 this morning but you can listen to the whole flipping series over on @BBCSounds 😀co-written by me and @DanielAudritt #bbccomedy https://twitter.com/EmilyOConserve/status/1367076397387313152
"I want to sound like my family and friends."
Richie needs two East Yorkshire voices to help him find his, could you be the voice he's looking for?
The European Space Agency are looking for disabled people who want to be astronauts now. You know things are fucked up when a spaceship is a more accessible form of transport than a train.
If you missed me chatting to Steve Wright on @BBCRadio2 yesterday about my book and the stupid questions that I get asked, you can listen again - @bbccomedy

BBC Radio 2 - Steve Wright in the Afternoon, With guests Lost Voice Guy and Baroness Warsi
Lost Voice Guy's book is I'm Only In It for the Parking & Baroness Warsi's learning comedy
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I’m only in it to jump the queues just isn’t the same!
@LostVoiceGuy @NewcastleCC You’re going to need a new catch phrase! 😂
What the fuck, @NewcastleCC!? Talk about kicking us when we’re down!
Free parking for disabled blue badge holders in Newcastle car parks will be scrapped
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-council-says-not-believe-19943289
Pop on @BBCRadio2's #SteveWrightInTheAfternoon from 2pm today, special guest @LostVoiceGuy drops into the studio for a cuppa & a chin wag
#LVG's 2022 Tour show #CerebralLOLsy dates: http://lostvoiceguy.com/2022tour
Paperback out in March, pre-order: http://amzn.to/3kkP6ns
Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Mr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen ...
Can I? #lostvoiceguy #ukcomedy #bgt #standup #standupcomedy #ukstandup #ukcomedian #ukfunny #ukhumour #ukjokes #jokes #funny ...
Two years ago today since I surprised my Mam on stage at my Newcastle tour show. What a family I’ve got! ❤️ ...
The paperback version of my book, I'm Only In It For The Parking, is out in book shops on 11th March. Pre-order your copy now - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking-Everything-disability/dp/055217632X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= ...
4 days ago
Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Mr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen ... See MoreSee Less
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meeeoooow - good news - lets face it some vets are better than GP's
by a vet? hope he had a steady hand
Did the vet make you sit and beg then give you your Jab then tickle behind your ears? Good boy Lee
At least you won't get fleas this summer 🤷♂️
Lost Voice Guy Hope the vet didn’t use a thermometer beforehand. We all know where they shove them on pets
In the back of the neck 😮 lol hope he didn't take your temperature before jab lol
hope I don't get a vet on Monday. Getting a jag from a vet would make me think that I am getting put down 😛
Careful Lee ! Vets have a tendency to to put old dogs down! 🥺🤣🤣
Had my first dose January.hope vet didnt tickle your tummy after 😂
Just make sure the vet doesn't offer to take your temperature!
Lol i said this to my friend the other day their treating us like dogs now we have to have vaccination certificate to travel
I'd be fine with that. A veterinarian signed my birth certificate. (Seriously.)
I won't ask how he took your temp😳
Any side effects for you Lee? I hope all is well!
Lee Well Done!!!
Somebody else that has been done, wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.... Best wishes from Yorkshire....
I wonder if this will be turned into a joke on stage at some point? You crack me up Lee 😂
Well done I had my 1st dose Monday.
Weird that the Vet didn't put the year as part of the date. Is it weird?
Hope it didn’t leave you feeling ruff
Did you get a pat on the head after.😃
Was it local......
Brilliant news 👏
Not even got a letter for mine yet x
Had mine today too pleased I am in good company x
5 days ago
I hope you’ve enjoyed this series of Ability on BBC Radio 4. We had so much fun writing it! You can listen to the complete series on BBC Sounds now ... See MoreSee Less

BBC Sounds - Ability - Available Episodes
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Listen to the latest episodes of Ability on BBC SoundsOnly heard one episode but want to hear the rest so on my list to down load. Loved the telephone voice joke
A brilliant comedy. I've listened to every episode several times and they always make me laugh.
I heard the last episode earlier today and hope there will be more. Apart from being funny, the show gives me a feeling of home somehow. Weird... <3
It was brilliant. Roll on the next series.
Will there be more? I absolutely love it.
Love it! ❤️
Sarah Mann you enjoyed all the other ability series 💕
More please!
6 days ago
Things Not To Say To Disabled People - Lost Voice Guy | Live At The Apollo ... See MoreSee Less
Love it 👏👏👏
Can't wait to see you in Leeds next year! Just booked our tickets!
Love it your amazing mate keep up the great work
Fabulous 🤣🤣🤣💚👏
Love this!❤️ you're amazing, keep making us all laugh xx
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1 week ago
If you missed me on ITV This Morning yesterday, talking about getting a Geordie accent, you can watch it here ... See MoreSee Less

Fantastic. Why not a Mackem accent?
3 weeks ago
Two years ago today since I surprised my Mam on stage at my Newcastle tour show. What a family I’ve got! ❤️ ... See MoreSee Less
Your mom must be the proudest woman in the world having such a wonderful kind and funny son. Carry on Lee, you're brilliant.
I really want to watch this. Anyone got a link?
3 weeks ago
The paperback version of my book, I'm Only In It For The Parking, is out in book shops on 11th March. Pre-order your copy now - www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking-Everything-disability/dp/055217632X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encodi... ... See MoreSee Less
I've become a book snob so I'll have to track down a hard back copy of it
This looks brilliant! Can’t wait to read it! Love your humour! ❤️🤩
How awesome! I disnt realize you were writing a book. Where have I been!? Will keep an eye out. 😎👍
Loved seeing you at carfest a couple of years ago, will look for your book xx
I do not know any Geordies only the calming voices l hear over the years on the 📞
I hope I can get this in Australia 🇦🇺 As I would love to read it very much so ....... Big lost voice guy fan here ✋ love ya humour and you made me laugh so hard and keep my spirits up when I'm in covid lockdown here in Australia just coming out of a 5 day lockdown (our 3rd overall so far) but more could happen so need to keep the happiness and laughter going And you help me do that .....thankyou Lee xoxo 💗
But did you even get the "parking"!!! 🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏
I'll have a butchers for this in Sainsbury's, Friday. Keep up the good work, Lee.
Funniest comedian for many years - love ya !!!
Trust nothing and no one our STAR 🌟 congratulations on all that you have done and do with a book 📖 that will be amazing as you Thankyou.Must get the hardback...a real treasure for fans
Pre ordered mine 😊
Can't wait for this love everything you do mate total legend
U are incredible always in the button with ur comments
Saw the news story earlier about your search for a Geordie accent for your voice machine
Hi Lee I clicked on the link and it says it's unavailable. Is there a direct link to the pre order? I'm in Australia. Thanks 😊
Brilliant title.....
Can't wait to get this!! 😍😂
Can’t wait!
Need
I will definitely buy this Lee. I didn't buy the hardback original because I've morphed into a tight-fisted pensioner twat. Love you anyway, mate.😊
Already ordered and roll on Thursday!
3 weeks ago
Happy Valentine’s Day. I sent my card to Boris Johnson because he’s the one who’s fucked me the most in the past year! ❤️ ... See MoreSee Less
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, or to Boris Johnson. Happy Valentines’ Day, Lee!
Absolutely brilliant 👏
Ha ha ha I would have sent one with just one hand...to fit his title w_nker
Rules that were not followed caused the mess.. I'm sorry you were affected but so were many others.
Brilliant, Lee. I cracked up laughing on the X140 just now 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG I laughed so much I almost choked hahahaha
Aye he's fucked a lot of disabled people! Absolutely brilliant!! Good one!! 😂😂😂😂
This made me cackle out loud. Bravo sir!
I'm in the US. Can you send one like this to Trump?
Superb 🦋
FYI, he's not been faithful to you. He's royally fucked me several times this year x
Oh my god. I love you😁😁😁🤣
Love it!
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Didn't you get a PPE contact?
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those of us who are familiar with ‘Ability’ heard this in both Lee’s computer and head voice 🤣🤣🤣
Yep
Brilliant!
You and the rest of the country buddy!
Love it 😍
This made me laugh! Xx
Or the other hand, which loosely translated is “fuck you.”
🤣🤣🤣 I love you pal.
3 weeks ago
Do you have a Geordie/County Durham accent? Do you like to talk a lot? Would you like to donate your voice to me to use on my iPad? Then read this - ... See MoreSee Less

Wanted: Geordie accent - Lost Voice Guy
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Do you have a Geordie/County Durham accent? Do you like to talk a lot? Would you like to donate your voice to me to use on my iPad? Then read on. The very kind people at CereProc have offered to make me my very own Geordie accent for my iPad, so that I don’t have…How cool would it be if you got Ant or Dec to record for you! I know they're Newcastle but that would be so funny! Go back to BGT with one (or both) of their voices
Sorry, I’m a Southern softie speaking Estuary English, good luck though 😊
I think you currently have the voice that my Dad had using an eye gaze system x
Sorry mate, I’ve only got shocking cockney here? Hope you’re keeping well Lee. Stay safe mate
Hope you get someone, being a Geordie is a massive part of your identity, you should have it x
I do but I believe you just wont to talk in your native accent not a comedian. You carnt leave the accent wot you won with .you need that but I believe you can talk to your faleyme the way you wont to good look
Happy to help but I’m from Sunderland so not quite right accent I guess
Hope you find one, bonny lad! Then next season, try it with a lassies voice, be hilarious.
Grew up in East Durham and live in Sun'Lun. I have a beautiful voice as you would expect
Have Steffen Peddie or Alfie Joey not come forward yet?! Come on lads - your chance to be The Voice!! x
If I had a Geordie accent, I'd help! 💕
Please at least have one or two phrases from Any and Dec
Message Jimmy Nail ( sexiest example of the accent you’re after ) 💕
Another vote for Ant & Dec!
What a privilege to be immortalised as last voice guy!!
Yes, I do, from leadgate near consett. Originally from Stanley la. 😁 😁. I did the Grove club with you, was a charity (guitar)
You were on BGT alongside two out of three of the most famous Geordies of all time, can you not ask them? 😂
Get Ant and Dec to do it for you.
Would Nick fit the bill (and be interested?) Too young though 🤔 Thought it's worth mentioning 😁 Lauren if not then I'm sure you or ya mam have plenty of geordie friends.
Andrew Hayden-Smith . Love it on the radio
For a female one you should soooo contact sarah millican. 🙂
If you ever need a Black Country voice (probably not eh 😆) then let me know 👍
Ant and Dec would be a good one to have mate
Will it be available to purchase for anyone else? Currently no Geordie voices available!
Alan Shearer would def do it 👍
Lost Voice Guy updated his cover photo.
3 weeks ago
Delighted to announce that I'm going back out on the road in 2022. My Cerebral LOLsy tour will be coming to venues across the UK. Sign up and get full details of the tour at www.lostvoiceguy.com/2022tour ... See MoreSee Less
Come to NZ, you are fantastic.
so wish you could come and do a tour in australia. i would give up my ice coffee for 6 months to save enough to buy a ticket to see you. your awesome.
I Get Your Story Book You Are Good xxxx
Any date's for Yorkshire area?, have a great evening.
Saw you in Dartford last year. You were fantastic!
In the meantime, have a chortle to this via BBC Sounds app or via the internet. Series 3 has just begun. 🤣🤣🤣
Can't really call it a UK tour when you missed out one of the four countries that make up the UK!
Come to Australia. Come to my work. I work for cerabral paley league. Know known as choice passion life 😀😀😀😀😀😀
Best stand up title I've ever seen 😂
Please Please come too bury st edmunds? 😁
hi there lee lost voice guy you came to babra prestman school he came to my school my name is craig gray when is your next gigs
Nicole Kalteis fliegst mit mir🤩🥰
Marie Hamilton
Why NOT Torquay?? Or Taunton.
Cardiff?
Lisa Martin
Samantha Kilmartin
Have you ever tried talking 😂😂😂😂😂😂.... loved your answer “ found voice guy “ ....
4 weeks ago
If you missed the 1st episode of series 3 of my sitcom, Ability, on BBC Radio 4 today, you can catch up on BBC Sounds now! ... See MoreSee Less

BBC Sounds - Ability - Available Episodes
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Listen to the latest episodes of Ability on BBC SoundsThis was great, I missed the old Bob but I’m still happy for more episodes!
Thanks, Lee! The university I study at made me miss it. I look forward to listening to it as soon as I can.
Lovely bloke Very funny. But the BBC corrupt media ban the BBC licence fee £159 noo 🤬
Woohoooo I'll listen to that later
Brilliant, I was hoping you'd make a third season. This is actually one of the best podcasts I've listened to!
Listened today, brilliant
Your so amazing and love watching you
Love This!!!💫 just
I love this show. Glad you got to make mote 🙂
How did I not know about this! I’ll be on it first thing! 😃
S3E1 Fabulous!!!
I will listen all over again, it's brilliant!
Dave Thompson
Julie, this is brilliant!
Jen Bah yaaas
I don't think I ever laughed as much at a radio comedy as at the scene where you shoplifted the ice cream while joyriding a wheelchair .. won't spoil it for those who haven't listened..
Still working my way through the first 😮
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