Geordie Lost Voice Guy Do you have a Geordie/County Durham accent? Do you like to talk a lot? Would you like to donate your voice to me to use on my iPad? Then read on. 

The very kind people at CereProc have offered to make me my very own Geordie accent for my iPad, so that I don’t have to sound like a posh version of Robocop anymore (although I will miss telling that joke!). 

And that’s where I need your help. I need someone who is willing to donate their voice to me. I promise it isn't as scary as it sounds! In fact, the process is quite simple. You’d just need to spend a total of around 8 hours in a recording studio, while CereProc record all the sounds they need to create my new voice. You’d be paid for your time in the studio, and you’d have my eternal gratitude. 

Ideally I am looking for a male voice, who is aged between 30 and 40, and has a mild Geordie/County Durham accent (my family are from Consett, so I’d like to sound as similar to them as possible). 

If you think you fit the bill and you’d be keen to help, please record yourself reading the following paragraph below (written in bold) from my book (which is available to pre-order in paperback now!) and send the audio recording to lostvoiceguynews@gmail.com . I will then listen to them all and choose which I think would suit me the best. Please DO NOT apply if you know me personally though. No offence to my mates, but that’d just be a bit too weird!

In a way it’s quite nice to be able to talk to you without hearing my UK Adult Male Graham. My real voice is my head voice, the one that I hear every day of my life but the one you’ll probably never hear. I write using my head voice. And, on the page, I can get all of my thoughts over to you. This rarely happens in real life because of the delay between me having a thought and typing it out on my talker. I often want to say something but the moment passes before I’ve had the chance to say it . . . although, on the upside, the time lag has definitely saved me from getting into arguments and having my head kicked in on numerous occasions. All that typing just isn’t worth the hassle. And even if I wanted to, I couldn’t sound angry anyway. My actual voice is very monotone.

If you want a bit more information about the process involved in donating and developing a new voice, you can watch a film I made for The One Show where I helped a young man called Jack getting a Black Country accent. 

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I don't understand

Class . Your book is next in line on my reading list 👍👍

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I so love your sense of humour xx

Well I guess in your case you can see your voice on your computer lol

Dammed machines....

Can you sing Lee?

Ann Newton 😂😂🤣🤣

😂🤣😂😂

😂😂😂😂

KJ Ross

Daisy May

It's quite possibly the worst show they've produced since All Together Now or Don't Scare The Hare

You would think Amanda would change it to benefit you, Lee! Lol.

Your an absolute superstar 🤣😂🤣😂xx

Cant stand that twat Paddy

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1 week ago

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Loved finally being able to get back to work and do some filming for series 2 of Jerk. Kiefer is back!

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Wowwwww so brilliant to see lost voice guy back on the road xx what a fantastic man you are xx

Excellent! First series was really funny and different

Saw him live never laughed so much in all my life x

Love the series! Can’t wait. X

Bloody love you I do mate. Could watch you all day 💙

Where can I watch s1? Says unavailable on iPlayer!

Lee your a tall bugga

enjoy xxxxx

Awesomeness!!!

Lee

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1 week ago

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Very cool. Is guest presenters of the Shipping Forecast a thing? I think I would tune in for a LVG special 😂

You could have asked Ross Noble to do it. That would be confusing! 😂

Can you please say "mind the gap" in your new voice! 👏

Wow!! That's incredible!

Aw love this xx

Wow! Amazing!

Nice one Lee

❤👏

Ged Craig

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1 week ago

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Do you know where you misplaced your voice? Can you remember where you were when you last had it? You've probably put it down somewhere and forgotten about it.

Makes it sound like you left your voice on the bus! Lol And since when has a Geordie accent been an accessory?! Lol

Listen just because you dont know where it is doesnt mean you can just up and take Geordies!

Maybe trying to be politically correct? "Misplaced" sounds so much gentler than "Lost". LOL

Did you check under the settee? I'm always finding misplaced things there - normally just little things like socks and tweezers though, my marbles have yet to turn up down there 🤔

Damn careless of you! Have you re-traced your steps?

That’s very PC, it’s not lost...it’s simply misplaced which implies it can still be found... 🤔

It has a ring to it.

Dan you shall now only be known as The geordie accessory, change your name immediately 😜 😂

Brilliant! PC at its best 😀

As a Taffy I can do a fair Geordie me self like!

I think I found the reason...

Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

Yeah but that's kinda funny 😆

Andy Brown

Misplaced???😂😂😂. Lol

sue those fuckers

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2 weeks ago

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Delighted to announce that I've found my Geordie accent! Thanks to Dan Pye - Voice Actor for lending me his voice, and a shout out to CereProc for making it happen. Read all about it on my website - lostvoiceguy.com/2021/03/31/whey-aye-im-gannin-to-be-propa-geordie/ ... See MoreSee Less

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Thank you so much Lee for choosing my Son, Dan 🤩 Good luck with your new voice 😊 xx

this kind of opens new worlds for you. it would be fab to have a range. you could add impressions to your act. 😁😉 as a Geordie I think I'd get a snnoty posh woman's voice so I would get better service, and not get talked down to in Fenwicks. x

Absolutely brilliant.... that's a right bobby dazzler of a voice, really suits you.🔥🔥

Great news, I’m in New Zealand and am stuck with an English voice too (I also have cerebral palsy)

Great news from the Geordie lost voice guy a truly amazing young man.

I'm honestly so happy for you, your Geordie Accent is amazing

So pleased for you ❤️ but now you're not Lost Voice Guy are you changing your name to something more suitable like Geordie Voice Guy Wye Aye 😊

Hello,I love your performance very much!!

I love this man, so funny and an inspiration to all

Lee that’s brilliant, love your new Geordie accent x

good choice, happy upbeat and clear👏

Happy new voice sweetie. Can’t wait to hear it xx

I’m so happy for you. This literally brought a tear to my eye.

Definite approval from your Cambodian fan base (who went into curfew tonight but this gave us a smile).

What a fantastic man is lost voice guy ! But sooooo fantastic he's now got his voice this is brilliant xx

Brilliant! Saw you on The morning programme on BBC1 this morning!

OMG!!!!! This is awesome, and weird and mint and mind blowing! That's Reet canny that Lee!! But that's defo not the Lee I sat hours on the land line to picking at me mams wallpaper all those years ago 😂

Great stuff! Is that the same voice actor from Ability?

Fantastic, looking forward to saying hello in geordie soon.

Keep it up mate, you really are an inspiration to all. 👍👍👍

That's brilliant! Brought a huge smile to my face. X

Love it Fantastic comic can’t wait to see u live again x

Oh Lee it's wonderful I love it! X

I'm sorry I won't be able to understand a word you are saying from now on! 😂

I can do a Scots one for you, if you ever fancy adding impressions to your repertoire! 😂

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2 weeks ago

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My 2019 tour show - I'm Only In It For The Parking - is now available on DVD from my website - lostvoiceguy.com/product/parkingdvd/

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I think you're brilliant! Loved your book, and as a Christian I would like to say, don't worry I won't pray for you 😘

Amazing comedian hope you do come bk to Swindon in a tour n defo getting the dvd

You are a treasure x absolutely love your comedy 😁

Ill be buying this the joke about people naming their houses is the funniest thing ever 😀😀😀

What I loved about this particular act was it wasn’t immediately copied by America or Asia thinks they have talent.

Does it have subtitles?

This is hilarious 😂

Roared with laughter

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