Geordie Lost Voice Guy Do you have a Geordie/County Durham accent? Do you like to talk a lot? Would you like to donate your voice to me to use on my iPad? Then read on. 

The very kind people at CereProc have offered to make me my very own Geordie accent for my iPad, so that I don’t have to sound like a posh version of Robocop anymore (although I will miss telling that joke!). 

And that’s where I need your help. I need someone who is willing to donate their voice to me. I promise it isn't as scary as it sounds! In fact, the process is quite simple. You’d just need to spend a total of around 8 hours in a recording studio, while CereProc record all the sounds they need to create my new voice. You’d be paid for your time in the studio, and you’d have my eternal gratitude. 

Ideally I am looking for a male voice, who is aged between 30 and 40, and has a mild Geordie/County Durham accent (my family are from Consett, so I’d like to sound as similar to them as possible). 

If you think you fit the bill and you’d be keen to help, please record yourself reading the following paragraph below (written in bold) from my book (which is available to pre-order in paperback now!) and send the audio recording to lostvoiceguynews@gmail.com . I will then listen to them all and choose which I think would suit me the best. Please DO NOT apply if you know me personally though. No offence to my mates, but that’d just be a bit too weird!

In a way it’s quite nice to be able to talk to you without hearing my UK Adult Male Graham. My real voice is my head voice, the one that I hear every day of my life but the one you’ll probably never hear. I write using my head voice. And, on the page, I can get all of my thoughts over to you. This rarely happens in real life because of the delay between me having a thought and typing it out on my talker. I often want to say something but the moment passes before I’ve had the chance to say it . . . although, on the upside, the time lag has definitely saved me from getting into arguments and having my head kicked in on numerous occasions. All that typing just isn’t worth the hassle. And even if I wanted to, I couldn’t sound angry anyway. My actual voice is very monotone.

If you want a bit more information about the process involved in donating and developing a new voice, you can watch a film I made for The One Show where I helped a young man called Jack getting a Black Country accent. 

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4 days ago

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Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Mr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen ... See MoreSee Less

Got the first dose of the vaccine given to me by a vet. Made sure it definitely wasn’t Mr Chinnery before proceeding. #leagueofgentlemen

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meeeoooow - good news - lets face it some vets are better than GP's

by a vet? hope he had a steady hand

Did the vet make you sit and beg then give you your Jab then tickle behind your ears? Good boy Lee

At least you won't get fleas this summer 🤷‍♂️

Lost Voice Guy Hope the vet didn’t use a thermometer beforehand. We all know where they shove them on pets

In the back of the neck 😮 lol hope he didn't take your temperature before jab lol

hope I don't get a vet on Monday. Getting a jag from a vet would make me think that I am getting put down 😛

Careful Lee ! Vets have a tendency to to put old dogs down! 🥺🤣🤣

Had my first dose January.hope vet didnt tickle your tummy after 😂

Just make sure the vet doesn't offer to take your temperature!

Lol i said this to my friend the other day their treating us like dogs now we have to have vaccination certificate to travel

I'd be fine with that. A veterinarian signed my birth certificate. (Seriously.)

I won't ask how he took your temp😳

Any side effects for you Lee? I hope all is well!

Lee Well Done!!!

Somebody else that has been done, wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.... Best wishes from Yorkshire....

I wonder if this will be turned into a joke on stage at some point? You crack me up Lee 😂

Well done I had my 1st dose Monday.

Weird that the Vet didn't put the year as part of the date. Is it weird?

Hope it didn’t leave you feeling ruff

Did you get a pat on the head after.😃

Was it local......

Brilliant news 👏

Not even got a letter for mine yet x

Had mine today too pleased I am in good company x

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6 days ago

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Things Not To Say To Disabled People - Lost Voice Guy | Live At The Apollo ... See MoreSee Less

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Love it 👏👏👏

Can't wait to see you in Leeds next year! Just booked our tickets!

Love it your amazing mate keep up the great work

Fabulous 🤣🤣🤣💚👏

Love this!❤️ you're amazing, keep making us all laugh xx

❤️👏

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1 week ago

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If you missed me on ITV This Morning yesterday, talking about getting a Geordie accent, you can watch it here ... See MoreSee Less

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Fantastic. Why not a Mackem accent?

3 weeks ago

Lost Voice Guy

Two years ago today since I surprised my Mam on stage at my Newcastle tour show. What a family I’ve got! ❤️ ... See MoreSee Less

Two years ago today since I surprised my Mam on stage at my Newcastle tour show. What a family I’ve got! ❤️

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Your mom must be the proudest woman in the world having such a wonderful kind and funny son. Carry on Lee, you're brilliant.

I really want to watch this. Anyone got a link?

3 weeks ago

Lost Voice Guy

The paperback version of my book, I'm Only In It For The Parking, is out in book shops on 11th March. Pre-order your copy now - www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking-Everything-disability/dp/055217632X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encodi... ... See MoreSee Less

The paperback version of my book, Im Only In It For The Parking, is out in book shops on 11th March. Pre-order your copy now - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Only-Parking-Everything-disability/dp/055217632X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

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I've become a book snob so I'll have to track down a hard back copy of it

This looks brilliant! Can’t wait to read it! Love your humour! ❤️🤩

How awesome! I disnt realize you were writing a book. Where have I been!? Will keep an eye out. 😎👍

Loved seeing you at carfest a couple of years ago, will look for your book xx

I do not know any Geordies only the calming voices l hear over the years on the 📞

I hope I can get this in Australia 🇦🇺 As I would love to read it very much so ....... Big lost voice guy fan here ✋ love ya humour and you made me laugh so hard and keep my spirits up when I'm in covid lockdown here in Australia just coming out of a 5 day lockdown (our 3rd overall so far) but more could happen so need to keep the happiness and laughter going And you help me do that .....thankyou Lee xoxo 💗

But did you even get the "parking"!!! 🙄🙄🙄😏😏😏

I'll have a butchers for this in Sainsbury's, Friday. Keep up the good work, Lee.

Funniest comedian for many years - love ya !!!

Trust nothing and no one our STAR 🌟 congratulations on all that you have done and do with a book 📖 that will be amazing as you Thankyou.Must get the hardback...a real treasure for fans

Pre ordered mine 😊

Can't wait for this love everything you do mate total legend

U are incredible always in the button with ur comments

Saw the news story earlier about your search for a Geordie accent for your voice machine

Hi Lee I clicked on the link and it says it's unavailable. Is there a direct link to the pre order? I'm in Australia. Thanks 😊

Brilliant title.....

Can't wait to get this!! 😍😂

Can’t wait!

Need

I will definitely buy this Lee. I didn't buy the hardback original because I've morphed into a tight-fisted pensioner twat. Love you anyway, mate.😊

Already ordered and roll on Thursday!

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3 weeks ago

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Happy Valentine’s Day. I sent my card to Boris Johnson because he’s the one who’s fucked me the most in the past year! ❤️ ... See MoreSee Less

Happy Valentine’s Day. I sent my card to Boris Johnson because he’s the one who’s fucked me the most in the past year! ❤️

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A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, or to Boris Johnson. Happy Valentines’ Day, Lee!

Absolutely brilliant 👏

Ha ha ha I would have sent one with just one hand...to fit his title w_nker

Rules that were not followed caused the mess.. I'm sorry you were affected but so were many others.

Brilliant, Lee. I cracked up laughing on the X140 just now 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG I laughed so much I almost choked hahahaha

Aye he's fucked a lot of disabled people! Absolutely brilliant!! Good one!! 😂😂😂😂

This made me cackle out loud. Bravo sir!

I'm in the US. Can you send one like this to Trump?

Superb 🦋

FYI, he's not been faithful to you. He's royally fucked me several times this year x

Oh my god. I love you😁😁😁🤣

Love it!

Brilliant 😂😂😂

Didn't you get a PPE contact?

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those of us who are familiar with ‘Ability’ heard this in both Lee’s computer and head voice 🤣🤣🤣

Yep

Brilliant!

You and the rest of the country buddy!

Love it 😍

This made me laugh! Xx

Or the other hand, which loosely translated is “fuck you.”

🤣🤣🤣 I love you pal.

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3 weeks ago

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Delighted to announce that I'm going back out on the road in 2022. My Cerebral LOLsy tour will be coming to venues across the UK. Sign up and get full details of the tour at www.lostvoiceguy.com/2022tour ... See MoreSee Less

Delighted to announce that Im going back out on the road in 2022. My Cerebral LOLsy tour will be coming to venues across the UK. Sign up and get full details of the tour at www.lostvoiceguy.com/2022tour

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Come to NZ, you are fantastic.

so wish you could come and do a tour in australia. i would give up my ice coffee for 6 months to save enough to buy a ticket to see you. your awesome.

I Get Your Story Book You Are Good xxxx

Any date's for Yorkshire area?, have a great evening.

Saw you in Dartford last year. You were fantastic!

In the meantime, have a chortle to this via BBC Sounds app or via the internet. Series 3 has just begun. 🤣🤣🤣

Can't really call it a UK tour when you missed out one of the four countries that make up the UK!

Come to Australia. Come to my work. I work for cerabral paley league. Know known as choice passion life 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Best stand up title I've ever seen 😂

Please Please come too bury st edmunds? 😁

hi there lee lost voice guy you came to babra prestman school he came to my school my name is craig gray when is your next gigs

Nicole Kalteis fliegst mit mir🤩🥰

Marie Hamilton

Why NOT Torquay?? Or Taunton.

Cardiff?

Lisa Martin

Samantha Kilmartin

Have you ever tried talking 😂😂😂😂😂😂.... loved your answer “ found voice guy “ ....

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