Order my brand new book ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’
What’s the worst thing about being disabled? Is it the shameless staring? Is it that people assume you’re a bit thick because you can’t speak? Or is it the fact that your friends always take you to theme parks just so they can jump the queues?
In fact, it’s the stupid questions that really rile Lee Ridley, aka Lost Voice Guy. And over the years he’s been inundated with them, from people who have failed to engage their brains before opening their mouths. Which is where I’m Only In It for the Parking comes in - think of it as a disabled FAQ, with funny (sometimes painfully funny) stories from Lee’s less-ordinary life.
If you think you know what it’s like to be disabled, prepare to have your perceptions skewered by the much-loved Britain’s Got Talent winner, the brilliant stand-up who struggles to stand up, the Geordie without the accent. And before you ask … no, he really can’t speak at all. But he definitely has something to say.
Think of it as a disabled FAQ. I've been asked countless stupid questions about my disability over the years, from 'What’s it like to be disabled?' to 'Can you really not speak?' In this book, I will use the best of these questions as a jumping off point to tell funny stories about my less than ordinary life.
Order your copy of I'm Only In It For The Parking now on Amazon.
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Lost Voice Guy
Comedian. Disabled before it was popular. The Geordie without an accent.
I’m coming home to bring my most recent tour show - Cerebral LOLsy - to Newcastle tomorrow evening at 6.30pm! Tickets available via the link in my bio 🎟️🎟️ @alphabetti_theatre
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This is happening on Friday at The Old Coal Yard in Newcastle at 6.30pm! Hopefully see some of you there! Ticket link in my bio! @alphabetti_theatre
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Delighted to announce that I’ll be taking part in the Great North Run this year alongside some amazing young people from the @smileforlifechildrenscharity. Sponsor link is in my bio! @great_run
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I’m very excited to be coming home and bringing my ‘Cerebral LOLsy’ show to the Newcastle Fringe Festival on Friday 19 July! You can get your tickets via the link in my bio! @alphabetti_theatre
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Why let your kids have all the fun?! New t-shirt available in my Etsy shop now. Also available for sons. Check out the link in my bio ♿️
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Check out the new range of inappropriate t-shirts and cards to get you ready for the summer in my Crip Advisor store on Etsy. Link in the bio! ❤️
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Everyone loves a dick joke! New card available on my @thortful page now. Link in my bio! @thortfulcreators
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What do you get a disabled person for their birthday? A card telling them they’re only in it for the parking...
My latest card designs are now available on @thortful. Link in bio!
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I am now taking bookings for intimate virtual comedy gigs, motivational talks or 1-to-1 sessions for you, your family, your friends or your colleagues. Check out the link in the bio for more information!
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