Order my brand new book ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’

What’s the worst thing about being disabled? Is it the shameless staring? Is it that people assume you’re a bit thick because you can’t speak? Or is it the fact that your friends always take you to theme parks just so they can jump the queues?

In fact, it’s the stupid questions that really rile Lee Ridley, aka Lost Voice Guy. And over the years he’s been inundated with them, from people who have failed to engage their brains before opening their mouths. Which is where I’m Only In It for the Parking comes in - think of it as a disabled FAQ, with funny (sometimes painfully funny) stories from Lee’s less-ordinary life.

If you think you know what it’s like to be disabled, prepare to have your perceptions skewered by the much-loved Britain’s Got Talent winner, the brilliant stand-up who struggles to stand up, the Geordie without the accent. And before you ask … no, he really can’t speak at all. But he definitely has something to say.

Think of it as a disabled FAQ. I've been asked countless stupid questions about my disability over the years, from 'What’s it like to be disabled?' to 'Can you really not speak?' In this book, I will use the best of these questions as a jumping off point to tell funny stories about my less than ordinary life.

Order your copy of I'm Only In It For The Parking now on Amazon. 

You can also order a special signed copy of my book directly from this website.

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Lost Voice Guy unveils new Geordie accent

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Paperback edition of ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’ out now

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Stream Lost Voice Guy’s 2022 tour show, Cerebral LOLsy, on Next Up

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2019 tour show ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’ available on DVD

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Lost Voice Guy unveils Geordie accent on his ITV Christmas special

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Second Christmas special for Lost Voice Guy

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Whey aye, I’m gannin’ to be propa Geordie

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Wanted: Geordie accent

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Watch Lost Voice Guy’s 2019 tour show on NextUp

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Lost Voice Guy named hardest working comedian of 2019

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Lost Voice Guy gets interviewed by The Mirror ahead of his BGT: The Champions appearance

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Read an extract from Lost Voice Guy’s new book in The Sun

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Lost Voice Guy writes about diversity in the media for Broadcast

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Lost Voice Guy talks about his First Gig/Worst Gig for the British Comedy Guide

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Lost Voice Guy speaks to the Radio Times about winning Britain’s Got Talent

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Behind the scenes of recording an audiobook with Lost Voice Guy

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Lost Voice Guy speaks to The Telegraph

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Lost Voice Guy talks about his 2019 UK tour

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Lost Voice Guy talks to The Guardian

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Watch Lost Voice Guy on America’s Got Talent: The Champions

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Lost Voice Guy wows at the Royal Variety Performance

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Becoming a Scope Ambassador

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‘Lost Voice Guy left me speechless’ t-shirt now on sale

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Lost Voice Guy to headline charity gig for Smile For Life

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Lost Voice Guy talks about meeting the Royals

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Lost Voice Guy nominated for a Writers’ Guild Award

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Lost Voice Guy performs for the Royal Family

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Lost Voice Guy becomes ambassador for Scope

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A date with Live At The Apollo

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Lost Voice Guy to appear on Live At The Apollo

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Lost Voice Guy gets book deal

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Lost Voice Guy announces first UK tour

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Lost Voice Guy blogs for the HuffPost about dating without a voice

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Watch my Britain’s Got Talent journey all over again

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Dating without a voice: “I can’t ‘chat up’ women

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Lost Voice Guy appears on the A History Of Comedy In Several Objects podcast

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Lost Voice Guy is interviewed by the Special Books by Special Kids Youtube channel

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Lost Voice Guy writes about how comedy could change the world

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Lost Voice Guy blogs for the Huffington Post about Inspiration Porn

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PILGRAMS! One of your fave stages! It’s the Dingle Dell lineup! @TheLanganBand and #Ponyland headlining with some Lindi faves up next!

💜 Also, a @BornLippyNE invasion and comedy from @FeltNowt and @LostVoiceGuy!!!!! Wowzas man!!! #festival #comedy #music #bands #lineup

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Comedian. Disabled before it was popular. The Geordie without an accent.

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That's great lol

I get all my cards from thortful

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What do you get a disabled person for their birthday? A card telling them theyre only in it for the parking... 

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The gesture is Brill

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Pinching this for my brothers birthday 😂

Amazing card design and I will definitely try to use this on someone’s birthday they will be coming up

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I love the role model you are for AAC users! Plus obviously being brilliantly funny.

That was 6 years ago already….OMG….

Lee you are Amazing 😁Making us laugh in a good way 👌🫶💖

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Lost Voice Guy . Your 100% the best Love you millions M8 xx

You are very funny 😁 😂

So you’re the Lost Voice Guy but you talk incredibly well for someone with that name

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When you pick up the wrong iPad! 😂😂
I am now taking bookings for intimate virtual comedy gigs, motivational talks or 1-to-1 sessions for you, your family, your friends or your colleagues. Check out the link in the bio for more information!
Well I’m definitely going to get my benefits stopped now!
‘Int reunions BRILLIANT!
Gotta get better with my dirty talk… 😂
Love going for a pamper at @websterandcarr. Always the best service from a great barbers.
This is brilliant from @gaillardremi 😂👏
Massive respect for Lenny Henry for hosting Comic Relief for 39 years! A true legend of comedy ❤️
Gotta keep those benefits somehow 😂😂
My Mam ❤️
When your nickname at school was ‘fire hazard! ⚠️
We’ve all been there 😂😂
Good job I turned off my computer before midnight on 31/12/99 😂😂
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When you can’t be bothered to change the location every night of the tour… 😂😂😂
Don’t have nightmares 😂😂
Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Rest in peace, Steve. Thanks for always making me so welcome on your show. You were one of the greats ❤️

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