Order my brand new book ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’

What’s the worst thing about being disabled? Is it the shameless staring? Is it that people assume you’re a bit thick because you can’t speak? Or is it the fact that your friends always take you to theme parks just so they can jump the queues?

In fact, it’s the stupid questions that really rile Lee Ridley, aka Lost Voice Guy. And over the years he’s been inundated with them, from people who have failed to engage their brains before opening their mouths. Which is where I’m Only In It for the Parking comes in - think of it as a disabled FAQ, with funny (sometimes painfully funny) stories from Lee’s less-ordinary life.

If you think you know what it’s like to be disabled, prepare to have your perceptions skewered by the much-loved Britain’s Got Talent winner, the brilliant stand-up who struggles to stand up, the Geordie without the accent. And before you ask … no, he really can’t speak at all. But he definitely has something to say.

Think of it as a disabled FAQ. I've been asked countless stupid questions about my disability over the years, from 'What’s it like to be disabled?' to 'Can you really not speak?' In this book, I will use the best of these questions as a jumping off point to tell funny stories about my less than ordinary life.

Order your copy of I'm Only In It For The Parking now on Amazon. 

You can also order a special signed copy of my book directly from this website.

Announcing The Cerebral Palsy Puppet UK Tour 2027

Delighted to announce some new Work in Progress shows

Getting inducted into the North East Hall of Fame

Writing episodes of Zog for the BBC

Chatting with The Guardian about how my comedy career started

Get an original ‘Lost Voice Guy Left Me Speechless’ t-shirt in this flash sale!

Celebrating AAC Awareness Month

Why I’m Supporting Taking The PIP

Check out my Crip Advisor store on Etsy

Talking about life in Newcastle with a disability

Watch my new ITVX show – Evil Escapes

Taking part in the Great North Run

Check out my range of greeting cards

Book me for a virtual gig or motivational talk

Buy Lost Voice Guy’s 2022 tour show, Cerebral LOLsy

Lost Voice Guy finishes first Great North Run

Watch my tour show ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’ on ITVX

Lost Voice Guy unveils new Geordie accent

Paperback edition of ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’ out now

Stream Lost Voice Guy’s 2022 tour show, Cerebral LOLsy, on Next Up

2019 tour show ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’ available on DVD

Lost Voice Guy unveils Geordie accent on his ITV Christmas special

Second Christmas special for Lost Voice Guy

Whey aye, I’m gannin’ to be propa Geordie

Get your hands on a signed copy of my book – I’m Only In It For The Parking

Wanted: Geordie accent

Get a personalised video message from Lost Voice Guy

Listen to Lost Voice Guy on Audible

Watch Lost Voice Guy’s 2019 tour show on NextUp

Lost Voice Guy named hardest working comedian of 2019

Listen to Lost Voice Guy on Spotify

Lost Voice Guy gets interviewed by The Mirror ahead of his BGT: The Champions appearance

Read an extract from Lost Voice Guy’s new book in The Sun

Order my brand new book ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’

Lost Voice Guy writes about diversity in the media for Broadcast

Lost Voice Guy talks about his First Gig/Worst Gig for the British Comedy Guide

Lost Voice Guy speaks to the Radio Times about winning Britain’s Got Talent

Behind the scenes of recording an audiobook with Lost Voice Guy

Lost Voice Guy speaks to The Telegraph

Lost Voice Guy talks about his 2019 UK tour

Lost Voice Guy talks to The Guardian

Watch Lost Voice Guy on America’s Got Talent: The Champions

Lost Voice Guy wows at the Royal Variety Performance

Becoming a Scope Ambassador

‘Lost Voice Guy left me speechless’ t-shirt now on sale

Lost Voice Guy to headline charity gig for Smile For Life

Lost Voice Guy talks about meeting the Royals

Lost Voice Guy nominated for a Writers’ Guild Award

Lost Voice Guy performs for the Royal Family

Lost Voice Guy becomes ambassador for Scope

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Had a lush night at @xsmalarkey on Tuesday!

After seeing the legend that is Bernard, I'm starting a petition to make dogs mandatory in every comedy green room.

Forget the rider. I don't need fancy water or exotic snacks. Just put a friendly dog in every green room and Read moreI'm happy.

Who's signing my petition?

#Comedy #DogLover #Backstage #BritishComedy #Dogs

There's no such thing as a stupid question. If people don't ask, they'll never know.

So here's my answer to a question I got asked recently: "Does cerebral palsy get worse as you get older?"

If you've got another question you've always Read morewondered about, drop it in the comments. It could be the next video.

#AskMeAnything #CerebralPalsy #DisabilityAwareness #Accessibility #Comedy

It's official... tickets are now on sale! 🎉

I'm so excited to finally be heading back on tour with my brand new show, The Cerebral Palsy Puppet.

It's been five years since my last UK tour, and I can't wait to get back on stage and see so many familiar (and Read morehopefully a few new) faces along the way.

If I'm coming to a theatre near you, I'd love to see you there.

🎟️ Book your tickets now via the link in the bio.

#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #ComedyTour #Disability #WhatsOn

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@deiversitytalentmanagement
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I'm so excited to finally be able to say this...

The Cerebral Palsy Puppet is heading out on tour in Spring 2027.

It's been five years since my last UK tour, and I can't wait to get back on stage with a brand new show. This is probably my most personal show yet, butRead more don't worry, it's still packed with the jokes, stories and questionable life choices you'd expect from me.

If I'm coming to a theatre near you, I'd love to see you there. Some venues are quite intimate, so if you'd like to come along, I'd recommend booking sooner rather than later.

🎟️ Tickets are on sale from Friday 2 October at 10am via the link in the bio.

Photographer credit @ullathorne

Being able to walk a few steps shouldn’t mean you’re denied the powered wheelchair you clinically need.

Lucy from Lulabelle’s Chronic Journey has launched a Parliamentary petition calling for NHS powered wheelchair provision to be based on clinical need, safety and independence, not Read moresimply whether someone can stand or walk.

She also wants to hear from other wheelchair users who have faced similar barriers.

If you agree that clinical need should come before walking ability, please sign and share:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/778791

#ClinicalNeedNotWalkingAbility
@lulabelleschronicals

Disability doesn't define your character. Your attitude does.

Simple as that.

#Disability #Accessibility #DisabilityAwareness #Inclusion #BeKind

ID: Lee Ridley (Lost Voice Guy) drives a white mobility scooter through a sunny courtyard. Large on-screen text reads: Read more"Some people think being disabled is the worst thing that could happen to them." It then changes to: "Personally, I'd be far more worried about being a complete dickhead."

The people of Piddington have spoken! It's a local village, for local people. There's nothing for you here!

Do you want to buy some pegs?

#Comedy #Satire #LeagueOfGentlemen #DarkHumour #Piddington

I'm heading to Glasgow this weekend for two nights at @gleeclubglasgow

Friday and Saturday, I'll be trying to make people laugh alongside Ray Bradshaw, Mick Ferry and the rest of the brilliant line-up. If you've never seen me live, this is your chance. If you have seen me Read morelive, you've probably forgotten most of it anyway.

What's the most random thing about Glasgow that I need to know before this weekend?

See you there, Glasgow!

#StandUpComedy #Glasgow #BritishComedy #WeekendPlans #LiveComedy

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