Order my brand new book ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’

What’s the worst thing about being disabled? Is it the shameless staring? Is it that people assume you’re a bit thick because you can’t speak? Or is it the fact that your friends always take you to theme parks just so they can jump the queues?

In fact, it’s the stupid questions that really rile Lee Ridley, aka Lost Voice Guy. And over the years he’s been inundated with them, from people who have failed to engage their brains before opening their mouths. Which is where I’m Only In It for the Parking comes in - think of it as a disabled FAQ, with funny (sometimes painfully funny) stories from Lee’s less-ordinary life.

If you think you know what it’s like to be disabled, prepare to have your perceptions skewered by the much-loved Britain’s Got Talent winner, the brilliant stand-up who struggles to stand up, the Geordie without the accent. And before you ask … no, he really can’t speak at all. But he definitely has something to say.

Think of it as a disabled FAQ. I've been asked countless stupid questions about my disability over the years, from 'What’s it like to be disabled?' to 'Can you really not speak?' In this book, I will use the best of these questions as a jumping off point to tell funny stories about my less than ordinary life.

Order your copy of I'm Only In It For The Parking now on Amazon. 

You can also order a special signed copy of my book directly from this website.

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Lost Voice Guy finishes first Great North Run

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2019 tour show ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’ available on DVD

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Second Christmas special for Lost Voice Guy

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Whey aye, I’m gannin’ to be propa Geordie

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Get your hands on a signed copy of my book – I’m Only In It For The Parking

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Wanted: Geordie accent

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Get a personalised video message from Lost Voice Guy

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Lost Voice Guy named hardest working comedian of 2019

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Listen to Lost Voice Guy on Spotify

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Lost Voice Guy gets interviewed by The Mirror ahead of his BGT: The Champions appearance

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Read an extract from Lost Voice Guy’s new book in The Sun

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Order my brand new book ‘I’m Only In It For The Parking’

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Lost Voice Guy writes about diversity in the media for Broadcast

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Lost Voice Guy talks about his First Gig/Worst Gig for the British Comedy Guide

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Lost Voice Guy speaks to the Radio Times about winning Britain’s Got Talent

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Behind the scenes of recording an audiobook with Lost Voice Guy

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Lost Voice Guy speaks to The Telegraph

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Lost Voice Guy talks about his 2019 UK tour

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Lost Voice Guy talks to The Guardian

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Watch Lost Voice Guy on America’s Got Talent: The Champions

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Lost Voice Guy wows at the Royal Variety Performance

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Becoming a Scope Ambassador

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‘Lost Voice Guy left me speechless’ t-shirt now on sale

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Lost Voice Guy to headline charity gig for Smile For Life

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Lost Voice Guy talks about meeting the Royals

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Lost Voice Guy nominated for a Writers’ Guild Award

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Lost Voice Guy performs for the Royal Family

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A date with Live At The Apollo

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Lost Voice Guy to appear on Live At The Apollo

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Lost Voice Guy gets book deal

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Lost Voice Guy announces first UK tour

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Lost Voice Guy blogs for the HuffPost about dating without a voice

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Watch my Britain’s Got Talent journey all over again

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Dating without a voice: “I can’t ‘chat up’ women

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Lost Voice Guy appears on the A History Of Comedy In Several Objects podcast

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There are 16 million disabled people in the UK. That’s 1 in 5 of us.
But life is still unequal for disabled people. Negative attitudes and daily physical barriers. Enough is enough.
The time has come for change.

What an amazing day at the Great North Run. Congrats to everyone who did it! And special thanks to my team of pushers Lee, Beth, Claudia and Ernie!

There’s still time to sponsor me and raise some more money for the fantastic @SmileforlifeNE - https://www.justgiving.com/page/lost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl?utm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Flost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share

Lost Voice Boy has been helping me get ready for the @Great_Run on Sunday, which I'm taking part in on behalf of @SmileforlifeNE. There's still time to sponsor me if you can, I'd really appreciate anything you could give! https://www.justgiving.com/page/lost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl?utm_medium=fundraising&utm_content=page%2Flost-voice-guys-fundraiser-sfl&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=pfp-share

#GreatNorthRun #GNR #GNR23

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Lost Voice Guy

Comedian. Disabled before it was popular. The Geordie without an accent.

Had a lovely time yesterday at the @smileforlifechildrenscharity Smile For A Night variety show at @playhouse_whitleybay ⭐️Image attachmentImage attachment+1Image attachment

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Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Guess this is where I store my I Can I Can’t now! #leagueofgentlemen #fridgemagnets

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Hello Pauline 👋

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Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I never knew you could yodel.... 😁

How many storm troopers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they are all on the dark side.

If that’s the invisible man (at the door), tell I can’t see him.

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Can’t wait for this one! See you at the The Twisted Taproom in Norton next month with these other lovely funny people. Ticket link in the comments ⭐️

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Guess this is where I store my I Can I Can’t now! #leagueofgentlemen #fridgemagnets
A bit of fun for Sunday morning!
Can’t wait for this one! See you at the @twistedtaproom in Norton next month with these other lovely funny people. Ticket link in my bio, and on my stories and highlights. Or simply write the word ‘tickets’ in the comments to be sent a link via DM!
Had a great time last night at the sporting retirement of one of my oldest friends (and total legend) @hailfabio1. Congratulations on such an amazing career, Stephen, and all the best for the future. We’ve come a long way since infant school at Percy Hedley! ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Lost Voice Boy has been helping me get ready for the @great_run on Sunday, which I’m taking part in on behalf of @smileforlifechildrenscharity. They are an amazing charity which helps disabled children and young people. There’s still time to sponsor me if you can (link in my stories and bio). I’d really appreciate anything you could give! @gagreflexmanagement @assemarshall 

#GreatNorthRun #GNR #GNR24
Think I’ve just come up with a new Paralympic sport 😂😂😂
Just under 2 weeks until I take part in my 2nd Great North Run to raise money for @smileforlifechildrenscharity. I can’t wait already! Running alongside the team from @gagreflexmanagement, @assemarshall and Paul Sullivan. Please sponsor us via the link in my bio, or find it in my highlights and stories 🔥🔥🔥 @great_run
RIP Stephen Hawking 🪦
See you this weekend, Cardiff! 😘
It’s time you owned your disability! So I’ve just added some new disability themed clothing to my @etsyuk store. Link in my bio, stories and merch highlight on my profile! #disability #disabilityawareness #disabled #wheelchair #inclusion #autism #chronicillness #wheelchairlife #specialneeds #accessibility #love #chronicpain #invisibleillness #spoonie #autismawareness #disabilityadvocate #mentalhealth #cerebralpalsy #disabilityrights #disabilityinclusion #spinalcordinjury #downsyndrome #disabilities #disabilitypride #abilitynotdisability #disabilitylife #handicap #diversity #amputee #asd
Still am, to be honest! 😂😂
Couldn’t resist a quick day trip to the Fringe while I was in Glasgow this weekend. It was good to be back!
See you this weekend, Glasgow! @gleeclubglasgow
Just back from seeing @comefromawayuk at @newcastletheatreroyal and wow! What a show! My second time seeing it now and still as good. It’ll give you all the emotions!
Had a lush time at @standnewcastle last night and we do it all again tonight!
I’m coming home to bring my most recent tour show - Cerebral LOLsy - to Newcastle tomorrow evening at 6.30pm! Tickets available via the link in my bio 🎟️🎟️ @alphabetti_theatre
This is happening on Friday at The Old Coal Yard in Newcastle at 6.30pm! Hopefully see some of you there! Ticket link in my bio! @alphabetti_theatre

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